danaoffthedancefloor: OH MY GOD. I CANNOT. I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER. THIS IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. Watch all the way to the end to get the real punchline.
when i run out of alcohol and have to resort to...
gypsyslutgirl: whatshouldbetchescallme: omg
Stephen King interview
neil-gaiman: I just put the text up of the interview I did with Stephen King in the Sunday Times Magazine on my blog at neilgaiman.com. It’s a much longer interview than the one in the magazine, and if you are interested in working writers, you might enjoy it….
jayfacee: ambitionovereverything: God Bless this little rhythm having white child.
laughingsquid: Orgstep Dubgasm, A Dubstep Mashup of Iconic Orgasm Scenes in Film
Anonymous asked: 6 &16
There is so much sex on my dash right now
sellyourselfshort: UGH TUMBLR Y U SO TEMPTING
Dear followers I'm bored and I want you to...
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